Well when I approach human beings, they always run and hide
Six-foot by the age of ten, weighed two-forty-five
I'm so bad and nasty, preachers wouldn't preach to me
Ate a ton of saw-tooth briars and live alligator meat
There's something special, baby, between you and me
It can only be summed-up as Beauty and the Beast
Oh, I'm a a mean, mean man, a mean honery man
Oh, wrecked most everything with a crowbar in my hand
Oh, I'm the low-down reason that the world needs police
You are the Beauty, I am the Beast
Oh, magic fell upon me, baby, when you came along
I was knocking 'em dead, bustin' heads 'til I heard your song
Been so doggone on bitter, curdled all the cream
I'd grunt and groan and break the mirrors all to smithereens
Go one-on-one with the biggest shark, the loser was the feast
'Til Mama up in heaven send Beauty to the Beast
Thanks Mama! Ha!
I'm a a mean man, a mean honery man
Oh, wrecked most everything with a crowbar in my hand
I'm the low-down reason that the world needs police
You are the Beauty, I am the Beast
Oh, I'd chew tobacco with tractor tires and hand grenades for thrills
Went insane couldn't be contained headed for the hills
Became a raging demon, made the truckers all stampede
I'd rant and rave in a caveman's cave with my barb-wire teeth
I'd dangle folks from mountain slopes just to hear 'em plead
'Til I got tamed by the Beauty of Beauty and the Beast
Oh, I'm a a mean mean man, a mean honery man
Oh, wrecked most everything with a crowbar in my hand
I'm the low-down reason that the world needs police
You are the Beauty, I am the Beast, yeah!
You are the Beauty
I am the Beast
You know I'm all the reason that they need police in this world
But you know what since I met you I'm not such a
Thank you, Mama!
Thank you Mama!
Rrrrrrow! Rage in the air