Now if I ever get on television
Make a fool of myself on television
Just like I did on the radio
Oh when they asked me to sing out-loud, I got so nervous
The whole darn crowd started laughin' at me, Hi hi
Turnin' upside down
When my heart beats fast, oh I get nervous inside
When my heart beats fast, I can't control myself
As for human beings, it's such a human thin'
Trippin' up on the human scene
If I make a speech, I gotta read the words
Without the words, my speech gets blurred
Oh when the cold winds blow, gotta wear a hat
When I catch a cold, "Achoo!", I'm afraid of that
Oh give me women before men, they don't hit before they begin
Can't know the debt that anger lends
Don't hit the top before it spins
Got my feet propped up on the radiator
And kids skip by as if on roller skaters
It's not for me, too much movin'
High speeds and dazzlin' heights scare me like a pup
Can't keep a schedule 'til I tear it up
Oh get snagged by the escalator, Vertigo in the elevator
And jet-lag makes me drag
If horror movies makes us laugh
There's a monster in our grasp
And if bull-fights, oh bring delight
Just be a bull on bull-fight night
Now, if you get yourself on television
And make a fool of yourself on television
Don't feel alone, I won't throw stones
If you get yourself on television
Grin to win on television
Don't feel forlorn
A star is born
And it could be you!