Hanging around with my mates one night We got in a little fight Geezer come with a knife in his fist I got cut along with the wrist All cops are bastards Coppers come up & say what's the matter with you? Now they see what we can do Next thing I knew I was in a cell All my mates are in there as well All cops are bastards I had a court date to plead my case They had delight at the look in my face They said we're gonna put you away I said all I had to say All cops are bastards All cops are bastards