My name is Joe Brown, Bitches love me. *Burp* Rule number one. 18 to 25 women age like cheese; Men age like wine. Rule number two. My expectations of lovely people aren't very high. *cough* *spit* Rule number three. American Women need to go to a Foreign country, See how they are supposed to be treated, and maybe come home and act right. Rule Number four. Every woman is a whore, until she becomes your girl, then its all good. Rule number five. If you wake up in the morning and you find tampons where your q-tips and razors used to be you know somethings gone drastically wrong with your life. My names Joe brown, Bitches love me. Man this being Fat is rough, I don't know if i can do this no more.