Living, dying, such a drag
Wasted feeling forever sad
Expectations way too high
Disappointment, boo-hoo, I'm sad
A beam of light, it's my window of opportunity
I draw the shades and I go back to sleep,
I am a lousy son
I cooked drugs on my silver spoon
I blew my education too, 'cause being bummed out is too much fun
Dying living at my dad's
C'est la vie, bleh, forever sad
I can't help it, it's just who I am, man
Wah wah wah, I'm so fuckin' sad
No turning back, no second chance, my bed's been made
So I just lied down and I fuckin' stayed savvy ambivelant
Can't figure it out, am I appeased or pissed?
I am Adonis, I'm Narcissus, so kitsch, blase, irrelevant
All I wanted was a Pepsi
Just one Pepsi
And she wouldn't give it to me
I guess that I should be doin' something with my life
Apply myself and clean my room
Could be learning a trade, could be seeing the world
But I need the adventure like a hole in the head
I'm a shallow, lazy, parasitic nuisance to you all
Just stayin out and getting fucked
I'll be havin a blast, if I run outta cash
I'll just sell all my stuff on craigslist (uh oh)
Yeah, I'm the shit your mama warned you all about
You stepped on me and tracked me through the house, come on, it ain't so bad
This time, I think I turned my life around
Pulled a couple 180's, now I'm Xbox bound, happy forever sad