How many wrong turns can I make I'd give a million dollars just to see her smile on top of me But if she won't give it up well that's okay I never liked that drunk ass twelve year old bitch anyway When she does it's on There she goes she's Pissing on my floor How many trips to the E.R. will it take? She gets her stomach pumped and runs to buy another case Of the Michelob 'cause the Lonestar just won't do And the beer tastes awfully used St. Ides and even special Brew When she does it's on There she goes she's Pissing on my floor Well, just clap your hands everybody And everybody clap your hands We're lamda lamda lamda and Omega moos We've come here on stage tonight To do our show for you We got a rockin' rhythm and a high tech sound That'll make ya move your body down to the ground We got Poindexter on the violin And Louis and Gilbert will be joinin' in We got Booger Presley on the mean guitar And a rap by little old me, Lamar We got Tashi beating on his gong The boys and the moos are clappin' along And just when you thought you seen it all Along comes Jolly Green 6 feet tall When she does it's on There she goes she's Pissing on my floor When she does it's on There she goes she's Pissing on my floor When she does it's on There she goes she's Pissing on my floor When she does it's on There she goes she's Pissing on my floor