Good evening everybody, welcome to the show
If you're not here to rock I think you'll have to go
We don't want to dally, we won't make you wait
But before the rockin' starts let's get somethin' straight
You can do the polka, you can mosh and slam
You can start a new dance, we don't give a damn
But there's just one thing that we're gonna ask of you
Just one thing that you better not do
Please don't do that hippy dance when we're about to rock
You'll freak out all the cats, you'll send 'em into shock
You'll upset the band while they're tryin' to sing
And freak out all those kittens while they're tryin' to swing
If you haven't noticed, this ain't the Grateful Dead
Our hair is nice and short, no acid's in our head
And if you're gonna ask us, if we can play some Phish
You'll have to go to somewhere else to hear that gibberish
Please don't do that hippy dance when we're about to rock
You'll freak out all the cats, you'll send 'em into shock
You'll upset the band while they're tryin' to sing
And freak out all those kittens while they're tryin' to swing
Please don't do that hippy dance when we're about to rock
You'll freak out all the cats, you'll send 'em into shock
You'll upset the band while they're tryin' to sing
And freak out all those kittens while they're tryin' to swing