Well my baby moved on up the road to Boulder
And livin' there is makin' her so odd
She gave away her rockabilly records
And bought a new cd by Big Head Todd
We used to ride my '57 Chevy
But now she says that cruisin' leaves her bored
She's livin' in a psychedelic school bus
And drivin' round the country with the H.O.R.D.E.
We used to have it good in Commerce City
Livin' in a cozy little shack
Her lipstick and her beeheive looked so pretty
I wish that I could get my baby back
She used to fix me great big greasy burgers
But now she says that meat is on the outs
She found herself a hippie for a boyfriend
Who fixed her up some tofu and some sprouts
She gave away those high heels that I bought her
And got a pair of Doctor Martin boots
And the things that those Boulderites they taught her
She's smokin' pot and hash and snortin' toots
Her pretty ponytail's turned into dreadlocks
I don't know where she left her fishnet hose
But they wouldn't look too good with her Birkenstocks
Or the rings in her eyelids and her nose
Well my baby moved on up the road to Boulder
And livin' there is makin' her so odd
She gave away her rockabilly records
And bought a new cd by Big Head Todd
We used to ride my '57 Chevy
But now she says that cruisin' leaves her bored
She's livin' in a psychedelic school bus
And drivin' round the country with the H.O.R.D.E.
She's livin' in a psychedelic school bus
And drivin' round the country with the H.O.R.D.E.