It's a terrible drive when the clock strikes five And I'm a comin' to a traffic jam ahead Gettin' madder by the minute while I'm sittin' right in it At a traffic light that's always turnin' red Well, I'm a' honkin' my horn, cussin' up a storm 'Cause you cut me off and passed me on the right You better not linger when you're givin' me the finger So when we stop there'll be a fight I'm in a road rage, on a rampage My neck's turnin' red and my foot's gettin heavy on the gas It's the last stage, of an outrage I'm a half a foot behind you so you Better turn your wheel and let me pass I'm startin' to worry goin' nowhere in a hurry And now my exit's comin' up ahead Better move over rover, my temper's takin' over 'Cause you havent heard a single thing I said But if you wanna spar, step on out of that car And we'll have a nice friendly little chat I'll hit your wheel hub with my golf club And you'll reply with a baseball bat I'm in a road rage, on a rampage My neck's turnin' red and my foot's gettin heavy on the gas It's the last stage, of an outrage I'm a half a foot behind you so you Better turn your wheel and let me pass