I once met a man he was one of a kind Spent his life at the bar drinking beer And the story is told, how he ended his life Such a sad song drunk behind the wheel Old man Samson If you don't put that bottle down You will lose all control Wrap your car around the pole Back to the bar for another round So drink drink drink, and empty your cup Are we sober yet? (Never!) We love to get drunk So guess how many I can slam Fill your bottle to the brim Old man Samson come drinking with me again Old man Samson If you don't put that bottle down You will lose all control Wrap your car around the pole Back to the bar for another round Old man Samson If you don't put that bottle down You will lose all control Wrap your car around the pole Back to the bar for another round Old man Samson