Put on your sheets and wreaths... Follow in the footsteps of Caligula. Study the logic of Fatso Nero... Wine, women and song. "Cause it's a modern day... Roman empire. Where girls hone all the boys, Diseases passed around like a game of... TAG--and now you're in it! Chorus: It's a modern day Romanhood. You're not the first to be no good. You'll never know what kind of life it is. Eating sweet and plenty grapes, Bonin' down on a bitch. Praying to the Gods, In the sluaghterhouse of Athens. If mom saw you smoking pot, She'd throw you to the lions... NERO! Die... you've got it!