My blood is running thick
But my patience is wearin' thin
Your patients are piling high
But the doctor just ain't in
I know you ain't no doctor
I just need a little nursing
Your practice just ain't practicing
On the sorry shape I'm in
I know you ain't no doctor
But here's my 911
You've got the cure for the common cold shoulder
And, man, I'm feeling sick
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I know your nose ain't bleeding
You just hold it high
This ain't no emergency
Just a late night lonely sigh
I know you ain't no doctor
I just need a little nursing
Your practice just ain't practicing
On the sorry shape I'm in
I know you ain't no doctor
But here's my 911
You've got the cure for the common cold shoulder
And, man, I'm feeling sick
Yeah, I'm feeling sick
I'm feeling sick
I'm feeling sick
I asked for your prescription
I thought I was feeling bad
Now I got the feeling
Maybe I've just been had
I'm feeling sick
I'm feeling sick
I'm feeling sick
I'm feeling sick
Whoa!
Well, I'm feeling sick
Wow, you know I'm feeling sick
You know I'm feeling sick, sick
Whoa!
I know you ain't no doctor
I just need a little nursing
Your practice just ain't practicing
On the sorry shape I'm in
I know you ain't no doctor
But here's my 911
You've got the cure for the common cold shoulder
And, man, I'm feeling sick