When I try to steal greenbacks
From your baggy pants
When you catch the contradictions
In my rambling rants, come on
♪
While we watch the nightly news
And I spew mv views
All my weary theories
Show their dreary mildew
Your bright eyes shine a light
On my closet lies
I'm a sinner, I don't care
Just want your creamy thighs, come on
♪
Think I can get away with anything
Until my eyes can see
The raw law of the mirror staring back at me
Think I can act the sap when barking
Up the wrong tree
The raw law cuts its buzzsaw right through me
You can line vour friends up tall
Like a frat roll cal
Thought you left those worries
Back at study hall
Folks say thev want the truth
But they'll settle for pay
Death's more sure than taxes
They'll be asking to be saved, come on
♪
Think I can get away with anything
Until my eyes can see
The raw law of the mirror staring back at me
Think I can act the sap when barking
Up the wrong tree
The raw law cuts its buzzsaw right through me, yeah
Woo (woo)
♪
But when it hits your hip facade
Hides a pipsqueak pout
You've twisted 'round your words
Until you're just about spinning out, out, out, out
Woo
♪
Think I can get away with anything
Until my eyes can see
The raw law of the mirror staring back at me
Think I can act the sap when barking
Up the wrong tree
The raw law cuts its buzzsaw right through me
Right through me, woo!
♪
Woo!