I don't smoke, I don't drink I don't ever have no fun anymore, you see I don't lose any sleep Worrying 'bout the state of economy 'Cause the world is turning slowly I can't find the time to do anything If the rest are sharing something I am just a lonely minority I don't work, I'm a blob No, I can't wake up And I won't I don't cook, I don't clean I don't have the energy for the scene And I don't got no car I don't worry about the price of gasoline 'Cause the world is turning slowly I can't find the time to do nothing If the rest are sharing something I am just a lonely minority I don't work, I'm a blob No, I can't wake up And I won't News is coming on - I'm watchin' 3's company I can't get no girls - they don't know how to talk to me Get my washing done - been wearing this thing just for a week Yich! Gotta get up early - I'll set the alarm for 3 In the afternoon - you'll find me sitting by the T.V. I'm really cool - somebody please turn up the heat I don't smoke, I don't drink I don't ever have no fun anymore, you see I don't lose any sleep Worrying 'bout the state of economy The world is turning slowly I can't find the time to do nothing If the rest are sharing something I am just a lonely minority I don't work, I'm a blob No, I can't wake up And I won't