I don't know what to do With myself when I'm down My patience is paper-thin It draws blood when I'm down Oh doctor, doctor, tell me what I should do to win Tell me how it ends and I'll show you how it begins Doctor, doctor, we should meet real soon Please patch me up with the best thread you've got and we'll be through I don't know what to do With myself when I'm crowned Attention will shut me up Then later will shut me out Oh doctor, doctor, tell me what I should do to win Tell me how it ends and I'll show you how it begins Doctor, doctor, we should meet real soon Please patch me up with the best thread you've got and we'll be through