Johnny joined the army The cause he didn't know He served three years In the Middle East You know it doesn't show Push push push push push push push push Johnny was a soldier He can't dance anymore Push push push push push push push push Johnny was a soldier He can't dance anymore When he came out He tried to form a band But he's only got one leg And he can hardly stand Push push push push push push push push Johnny was a soldier He can't dance anymore Push push push push push push push push Johnny was a soldier He can't dance anymore... Now he drinks alone He gets sentimental He watches girls dance And he's thrown away his medals