Martin Hayes
Martin wee man it's gotta be said
Yer sisters shite at givin head
But this is between me and you
So just sit back get rid of the glue
Ano ye slabber an awful lot
But if a wis you I'd lost the plot
In the heed a hink yet slow
Anyway Martin here way go
Paddy will you back me up
A hink yer sound come on tae fuck
Right wee man what's the score
Aw the police were at ma door
Wits gon down
A don't know they hut ma sister and called her a hoe
Come on man just me and you
Martin wee man stay aff the glue
Member that conversation ya dick
Bullied at a stingbomb because yer a gay
Ye went tae German stupid play
Then ye git bullied even mare because of your peroxide hair
So ye got a problem way yer speech
Don't attract yer belway Bleech
Just take time tae calm down and turn yer frown upside down
Alan Cowan look at you way a nose like that you belong in a zoo
Bar sunny he git done yer it yer stunned ratty run
Johnson mate your a woman without a blade a just see you running
Mcdade wee man with you dayin
Flinging bricks ya heavy Wayne
Scott mate look it yer face it's full a spots ya fat disgrace
Say no wee man yer maws a dike as fir yer burd she said oh so fine
Look it yer team it's full a wee guys
Hiv ye seen the state ay jj's eyes
Small house wee man your a beast you'd rape a burd it the very least
Andy caris your a wee boy yer sisters nuhin but a sex toy
Dominic yer burds a cow
Celtics harder showed a cow
Bartman, haha your a paki
Jamie voos a fucking rafty
Edgy troops there he's there
Rada hinks he's a heavy square
The troop is he's a disgrace
Without a blade he won't show face
Johnson mate sit doon even yer pals hink yer a goon
Ano yous like the back ay ma hawn n not wan grippo fucking stawn
Up and doon DJ roads they make wee noises like morse code
Up and jump postcode bang
Runnin away that's just rang
Stingmon boy mon oot n play
Macking that boys a pure distay
Down go your a queen
Dinos maws a fucking teen
Aw they done Jamie voos
Rada mate a burden you
Hall house mate ye raped a burd
She wis just a fat turd
Peter mills you git done
Paddy nd pup number one