These are thee things that belong to me Nothing thats worth five dollars you see I needed something of value I needed money for drugs and food I got caught shop lifting at macys I got caught shop lifting at macys Oh no Hand on my shoulder a voice says son I tried to run cuz i never learn There go my plans for the afternoon Im in a chair in the managers room I got caught shop lifting at macys They say this won't change ...for free Oh no They say son your quite moronic Why dont you try something honesty I said that i'd do my best If they would not make an arrest Oh Well Oh Well Oh Well ohh oh oh But this is not the first time oh no Theyve got my records from other stores I will be ...individual And it is off to the clink i go