I'm going pissed to church and sing The russian national hymn I like to fart in libraries And i do it with a grin Fuck fuck fuck my best friend´s girl And tell him she's a slag And in a crowded aeroplane I love to use the bag I'm mean i'm bad i lie to you I never tell the truth Set fire to your bed at night And i shit into your boot So if you ever should think for yourself How nice it would be oh so nice Rip off your sister's teddy-bear Stay rude - that's my advice Selling dope to teenage kids Is the biggest fun The money i get out of it Enough to buy a gun I steal old ladies handbags And I drink the last beer I nick my bosses' jaguar And sell it much to dear I'm mean i'm bad i lie to you I never tell the truth Set fire to your bed at night And i shit into your boot So if you ever should think for yourself How nice it would be oh so nice Rip off your sister's teddy-bear Stay rude - that's my advice