If your honey plans to leave the house She meets her best friend without any doubt Wearing seven inch boots and her most fancy suit Relax and have a smoke she's not preparing for you The piper is in town No man is able to tell the threat He's just a guy wearing a funny hat They are all deaf for his magic pipe To them it's just another funny mood of their wives Cause quiet is the night, shiny the stars The city's all empty and sleepy the bars Just outside of town, you can hear a fuzzy sound The piper is around The piper is in town When he talks he seems to be so wise He knows all the problems of all the guys If they knew the truth they'd kick him out of the door 'Cause he's had all their women before Cause quiet is the night, shiny the stars The city's all empty and sleepy the bars Just outside of town, you can hear a fuzzy sound The piper is around The piper is in town