Want a big, big bowl of figs for a meal And the excitement for my baby could be real I'm neither sixty, nor I'm seventeen She isn't even ugly, she's a beauty queen But there's a little problem and one thing that could heal I need a big, big bowl of figs for a meal I want a big, big bowl of figs for a meal And the excitement for my baby could be real When she is in top form, I'm out of power When I'm at my best, her headache starts to lour I asked the fortune-teller, what can make me heal He said: take a big bowl of figs for a meal I want a big, big bowl of figs for a meal And the excitement for my baby could be real