The other day I heard somebody saying While our special song had been playing They saw you yesterday shopping for 2 rings The news like a bolt shot right through me You'd only been seeing him barely 6 weeks You said we needed some space to sort through feelings You're crazy for staying with him Now you're talking about lifetime commitment Before he gets down on his knee Won't you hear my insanity plea I'm not thinking my thoughts very clearly I'm thinking about starting my car and just merely Breathing in carbon monoxide to take my life And if the smoke doesn't do it I'll soak down his house with gas and lighter fluid And stab you both a million times with a butcher knife