Detroit couldn't rock itself out of a paper bag Gene Simmons looks kinda cool But Paul Stanley kinda looks like a jag Ace Frehley can play guitar But he ain't no fucking Kerry King So get your ass out of the way Here comes a rock revolution Listen up cause I'm about to sing The creatures of the night Can't hold a candle to this We'll be kickin' ass we'll be takin' names When we're bigger than Kiss I never thought cocaine Could be as good as this We'll live our lives in alcoholic bliss When we're bigger than Kiss Rock! Me and Charlie we have it loud Yeah you know we rock and roll all night Paul Stanley fell down on stage and broke a hip Let's hope he's not alright The ladies don't like old men Now my love gun is the one in demand And we're gonna go down in history As the world's greatest rock 'n' roll band The creatures of the night Can't hold a candle to this We'll be kickin' ass we'll be takin' names When we're bigger than Kiss Calling Dr. Love hey geta load of this Ray beat the piss out of Peter Criss Now we're bigger than Kiss