Been taking too much time Picking out what I'm gonna wear Gonna knock em all dead tonight You know we're all gonna comb our hair Crank the stereo up in my car There's no chance that we will ever be ignored But there's never any girls around This piece of shit town anymore Cruising for chicks When I'm driving by girls at the mall You bet your ass I'm getting creepy They point their fingers while they laugh at me But I know deep down they think that I am cool If this ride is rocking Then you better not come knocking There's a chance that I'm straight up pervin' Fogging up the windows In my mother's old Suburban Cruising for Chicks And I'll say what I want to say And I'll do what I want to do And if you want to laugh at me Well that's okay man Cuz I'm getting stupid with my friends And we don't give in to the latest trends And we do everything our way Cuz we don't give a fuck what the TV's say And when I want to walk I'll walk on you And if I want to talk shit about you And we will never change You want everyone the same There's no chance that we will live by your rules Fuck you! Cruising for Chicks