I can't sleep at night and I can't sleep in the day It's the TV dinner that's keeping me awake The words are crawling in The words are crawling out The words are playing poker on my snout The theory of relativity Finally started to make sense to me now And I worry Because the algebra never impresses me Turning 'round, it's fascinating in proof Of you I think about you during the commercials I try and keep you away I think about you during the commercials Every day Stuck in my brain "Growing pains" go to the brain Except sometimes when jason talks to mike And they really communicate This doll is just a head In "the brain that wouldn't die" On "mystery science theater" last night But when I get too drunk And start picturing your face I think of all the girls of "melrose place" Consider all the possibilities Offered in by new technology One million channels Tv guide says there's a math marathon Five great math students We should be proud of as americans I think about you during the commercials I try and keep you away I think about you during the commercials All the time Stuck in my mind But when the break Gets over, I Wonder why the meat head Never gets the business and the palm trees bit Like me and you, like me and you Like me and you, like me and you