She's flat as a board and I just don't care No tit, no tit My friends are always wondering No tit, no tit I'd rather not mention a thing But oh what can I do I know I shouldn't pick on her But goddammit it's true She's got no tit, She's got no tit She's got no tit (x3) It's no matter big or small No tit, no tit Your sexist chatter bores us all No tit, no tit They say I'm missing out on life, That I'm being deprived, But I love my girl and she loves me So don't laugh and act snide (Chorus) I'd rather not mention a thing But oh what can I do I know I shouldn't pick on her But goddammit it's true She's got no tit