It's always gone on for far too long
And I just lost my shit
The roadie's stolen all my strings and looks like Cousin It
It's the Back to Bataan punk rock tour
But don't think it's a joke
When we had a sit-down meal, Hoglog choked on a bone
Oh no, oh no
Why do they have to be so mean?
Don't you dare bite into that thing
Whoa oh-whoa oh oh oh
Stuck in Hong fucking Kong today
Oh, and everybody's freaking out
Stuck in Hong fucking Kong today
Oh, and everybody's freaking out
Stuck in Hong fucking Kong today
Oh, and everybody's freaking out
Stuck in Hong fucking Kong today
Oh, and everybody's freaking out now
Freaking out right now
Freaking out right now
Freaking out right now
Tour's gone on a little too long
It looks like we lost our shit in Hong Kong
All the guitars disappeared
And I'm thinking, "What's next?"
When thеy finally do show up, two have broken necks
Through thick and thin, wе all stay true
There's nothing in between us
Some guy who thinks we're gay told me to suck my mommy's penis
Oh no, oh no
Why do they have to be so mean?
Don't you dare bite into that thing
Whoa oh-whoa oh oh oh
Stuck in Hong fucking Kong today
Oh, and everybody's freaking out
Stuck in Hong fucking Kong today
Oh, and everybody's freaking out
Stuck in Hong fucking Kong today
Oh, and everybody's freaking out
Stuck in Hong fucking Kong today
Oh, and everybody's freaking out now
Freaking out right now
Freaking out right now
Freaking out right now
Tour's gone on a little too long
It looks like we lost our shit in Hong Kong