There's this guy I know He's been to some of our local shows In bloody clothes He's a psycho He's got this whim: Wants us to write a song about him And simsalabim this is it [Chorus:] Mikey Do it one more time for me Did they know when your head Hit the cement, Mikey? Wowee Do it one more time for me Did they know how it set you free? Will they ever let you be? There he was A normal guy Just like you and me But when the music started He turned out to be a psycho He lives down the coast And this guy wouldn't boast But he's worth a toast And a whole lot more He's a mystery to me But I wish I could be Like Mikey Mike's a stagediver I know it's true I've seen him black and blue Sitting in an ambulance He was so proud So proud [Chorus]