Running away to join the circus Every little boy's dream When he got there, he discovered The circus life isn't all it seems The bearded lady was a bitch The clown was always drunk The strongman was a queer Wore a dress from the costume trunk And as he got older He found himself a shoulder Belonging to the big man Wearing black high heels And since they are a couple They often dance the shuffle In fact, they led the parade last year The bearded lady was a bitch The clown was always drunk The strongman was a queer Wore a dress from the costume trunk ♪ The bearded lady had three tits The clown was well hung The strongman drank twelve beers Then puked in the costume trunk