He has two heads and he has three legs He has no tail, what a crying shame There is nothing for him to wave To let us know that he's happy Is he rabid? No Is he rabid? No Hey, I ought to know Is he playful? Yes Is he playful? Yes Or would you rather guess? Eats pitbulls for breakfast He eats pitbulls for breakfast And swallows them whole Mutated dog is my best friend He ate the teacher and the teacher's pet While running loose in the backyard He feeds on little kiddies arms Is he rabid? No Is he rabid? No Hey, I ought to know Is he playful? Yes Is he playful? Yes Or would you rather guess? Eats pitbulls for breakfast He eats pitbulls for breakfast And swallows them whole ♪ He's my mutated dog, he's my mutated dog He's really mean no harm He's my mutated dog, he's my mutated dog He's really mean no harm He's my mutated dog, he's my mutated dog He's really mean no