Hey, Manuel Hey, Manuel Hey, Manuel It was noon and, the sun was shinin' Manuel sharpened his blade He stuck it in the ground It came out twice as long Chopped off the end of his leg Madness sprouted, in that garden (what a mess he's in) Manuel felt strange (he turned on his friend) Then his mind shifted as the vines twisted (he drinks to forget) He became quite crazed The barbed wire fence post It felt quite wooden As he impaled himself on the steel As the blood ran down, he felt so horrible Reached for a tequila worm and beer ♪ Razor swallowin' in that garden He winced with pain Like a curse lifted, he begged for forgiveness But it was too late Oh, Manuel has messed up again Oh, Manuel has messed up again Oh, Manuel has messed up again Oh, Manuel he has messed up again