So and so's a lawyer
You know who's a nurse
What's his name got murdered
Jim now wears a dress and carries a purse
So and so's a lawyer
You know who's a nurse
What's his name got murdered
Jim now wears a dress and carries a purse, go
Gaggle of friends
Gaggle of friends
Had a gaggle of friends in high school
I know none of them now
Cleared my memory of them
Here's what I heard through the rumor mill, yeah
So and so's a lawyer
You know who's a nurse
What's his name got murdered
Jim now wears a dress and carries a purse
So and so's a lawyer
You know who's a nurse
What's his name got murdered
Jim now wears a dress and carries a purse
Gaggle of friends
Gaggle of friends
The one voted most likely to succeed
Now works at Dairy Queen
The jock that used to beat me up daily
Now sells his ass to men for money
So and so's a lawyer
You know who's a nurse
What's his name got murdered
Jim now wears a dress and carries a purse
So and so's a lawyer
You know who's a nurse
What's his name got murdered
Jim now wears a dress and carries a purse
Me, I play in a punk rock band
Don't see it as a fault
I may not be the richest
But I'm doing what I want
I'm doing what I want, hey
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So and so's a lawyer
You know who's a nurse
What's his name got murdered
Jim now wears a dress and carries a purse
So and so's a lawyer
You know who's a nurse
What's his name got murdered
Jim now wears a dress and carries a purse