Pulled a muscle I popped a joint My useless body Is falling apart I used to be limber I used to have finesse But now I'm just a pencilneck But it wasn't always this way Yes, I remember way back in the day I used to somersault like Elfie Schlegel Coming off the uneven bars Saw my chiropractor My question he did answer Said you better take care You better get some medicare Wait for my doctor Said you're not getting younger You're no spring chicken pigeon It wasn't always this way Yes, I remember way back in the day I used to somersault like Elfie Schlegel Doing her floor excersize routine ♪ It wasn't always this way Yes, I remember way back in the day I used to somersault like Elfie Schlegel I used to cuddle it like Elfie Schlegel Walk of the balinstry like Elfie Schlegel I fell off my face like Elfie Schlegel