He had an itch that wouldn't stop He caught it from someone who didn't wash He had a nest for a crotch He had one big piece of hot property He's just a kid The Kwellada Kid He had an itch Only Kwellada could fix ♪ He was afraid to drop his pants He was embarrassed by his nasty rash It was in the shape of Italy His penis was his scratching post He's just a kid The Kwellada Kid He had an itch Only Kwellada could fix He's just a kid The Kwellada Kid He had an itch Only Kwellada could fix ♪ He's going back to that town He's gonna hunt that creature down He's gonna pull its panties down And eat those crabs for lunch He's going back to that town He's gonna hunt that creature down He's gonna pull its panties down And eat those crabs for lunch He's just a kid (he's going back to that town) The Kwellada Kid (he's gonna hunt that creature down The Kwellada Kid (he's gonna pull its panties down) And eat those crabs for lunch He's just a kid (he's going back to that town) The Kwellada Kid (he's gonna hunt that creature down The Kwellada Kid (he's gonna pull its panties down) And eat those crabs for lunch