Elaine, she had a funny name Both names the same Elaine, she drifted far away I never saw her again Elaine Elaine She was painfully plain Abnormally normal That's what I liked about her ♪ Elaine, lived on a radar range For reasons unexplained Elaine, she never spoke for days Some found that strange Elaine Elaine Never surfed on a wave Never been to California Grew up on the prairie plain ♪ And she never went to parties 'Cause she couldn't dance at all Some called her a wallflower Some said she looked more like a wall A wall, a wall, a wall Elaine Elaine Never tasted Champagne Drank dirty water from the river That's what I liked about her Elaine Elaine Only listened to new wave Never heard of Quiet Riot I wish I could say the same ♪ This is the end Follow the good time, see you later Now it is the end for the first show I was forward to say that But in the meantime and in between time That's it