They are so dame predictable First there was one Then there were two Then there were three Then came four Over the years they've piled up Now there's one hundred or more And there he is still putting up those birdhouses And there he is still putting up more birdhouses Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! First there was one Then there were two Then there were three Then came four Over the years they've piled up Now there's one hundred or more, and he's a Birdman of Malmo He's a birdman, baby And he won't be pigeonholed ♪ People say he's coocoo People say he's coocoo People say he's coocoo People drive by safe in their cars Honking their horns in approval Neighbours think he's an eyesore Giving him the seal of disapproval People drive by safe in their cars Honking their horns in approval Neighbors think he's an asshole Demanding the immediate removal of the Birdman of Malmo He's a birdman, baby And he won't be pigeonholed ♪ People say he's coocoo People say he's coocoo People say he's coocoo That's right!