Well, I'm a mailman and I hate my job Not half as much as I hate the dogs The ones that shit throughout my route Yes, they're the ones I can do without There you have it, that's my pet peeve Something that really bothers me Not as much as working for less Than 14 dollars an hour ♪ At night I dream of, of better days Back to when there was no S.P.C.A For they're the one who'll put me jail If I choose to make your doggy into "doggy chow" There you have it, that's my pet peeve Something that really bothers me Not as much as working for less Than 14 dollars an hour ♪ Ridding the world of dogs would be nice Not quite as fun as going on strike And I know that this may not sound important to you But it's your angry mailman's point of view ♪ Your postman's pet peeve Your postman's pet peeve Yeah, your postman's pet peeve