Life is full of its ups and downs And this man has seen his share And now he finds that he's losing his mind Just as fast as he's losing his hair And all he does in the old folks home Is sit and shit his pants And all he has left is memories But now those too are fading fast ♪ He's not getting older He's getting bitter Well, he's not getting older He's getting bitter ♪ And everyday he sits and waits For death to set him free And he looks and laughs at old photographs Ones that he can no longer see And he wonders why dying takes so long He wonders just what it's waiting for He'd like to throw himself out the window But his body doesn't move like it did before ♪ He's not getting older He's getting bitter Well, he's not getting older He's getting bitter ♪ Life is full of its ups and downs And this man has seen his share ♪ And now he finds that he's losing his mind Just as fast as he's losing his hair ♪ And all he does in the old folks home Is sit right down and shit his pants ♪ And all he has left is memories But yes, now those too are fading fast ♪ He's not getting older He's getting bitter Well, he's not getting older He's getting bitter Well, he's not getting older He's getting bitter Well, he's not getting older He's getting bitter Bitter, bitter, bitter everyday Bitter, bitter, bitter everywhere Bitter, bitter, bitter everyday Bitter, bitter, bitter everywhere