Who is that new waitress? He wants her on his plate Well, every time he sees her he just has to masturbate He wants her luscious breasts on the end of his fork But all this menu offers is chicken, beef and pork But I don't want that girl to be mine For breakfast, lunch or suppertime She's not a sex object, but a person too (I know that) She's not on the menu She's not on the menu She's not on the menu She's not on the menu She's not on the menu He wants to eat her body just like a plate of fries And suck out all the gravy that seeps into her thighs He says he loves that girl and he thinks that it's true 'Cause every time she speaks to him, he cums into his soup But I don't want that girl to be mine For breakfast, lunch or suppertime She's not a sex object, but a person too (I know that) She's not on the menu She's not on the menu She's not on the menu She's not on the menu She's not on the menu ♪ She's not on the menu She's not on the menu She's not on the menu She's not on the menu