Well I met a girl But she doesn't work here And she was the one I could keep The last thing I saw was a sticker -NO FEAR- Through the smoke from the tires of her jeep I'm lucky that the turnover's high Cause things are never boring Cause everyone is humping Everyone- at my restaurant Everyone here wants me to date the waitress Who just moved here from Vermont And now that I did... everyone who works here Is doin' someone from the restaurant Now everyone i'm talkin' about Knows everything I do or say Cause everyone is humping Everyone at my restauraunt Saturday! and she's gotta work Only place we can meet is the walk-in-fridge She gets off late - and now I wanna be there Drinkin' after hours Well I met a girl but she doesnt work here She was the one i could keep The last that I saw was a sticker -NO FEAR- Throught the smoke from the tires of her jeep Now everyone I'm talkin' about Knows everything I do or say Cause everyone is humping everyone At my restaurant (x4)