I have a friend whose only joy in life Is to skate, surf and masturbate That's all he wants to do And I think that's really great But one day he had an accident They had to amputate his arms Guess if he was sad that day ♪ He can't surf (he can't surf) He can't skate (he can't skate) And he sure can't masturbate no more (masturbate no more) He can't surf (he can't surf) He can't skate (he can't skate) And he sure can't masturbate no more (masturbate no more) ♪ But one day he had an accident They had to amputate his arms Guess if he was sad that day (guess if he was sad) Guess if he was sad that day (guess if he was sad) Guess if he was sad that day (guess if he was sad that day)