I miss all those honky tonks
And all those rodeos
I miss all those lone star long necks
And i'm missin' armadillos
Well you don't mess with texas
And that goes for my ex wife
That's why i'm goin' back to texas
'Cause she done messed up my life
Just kick my ass to texas
'Cause i cant afford the fare
My ex wife took all my money
It's the cheapest way
That i'll get there
So just kick my ass to texas
This cowboy's got to get back home
I've had enough of all this hurtin'
Since my ex wife left me alone
I miss all that texas music
And goin' to austin for a show
And i sure hope by mornin'
I'll be in amarillo
Good lord knows
That i love texas
It's far away from my ex wife
That's why i got to get to texas
'Cause she done messed up my life
Just kick my ass to texas
'Cause i cant afford the fare
My ex wife took all my money
It's the cheapest way
That i'll get there
So just kick my ass to texas
This cowboy's got to get back home
I've had enough of all this hurtin'
Since my ex wife left me alone
Well there's nowhere else but texas
That i would rather be
But i just gotta get there
Since my ex made a mess of me
I'll have a better life in texas
Than i had with my ex wife
'Cause the women out in texas
Won't be messin up my life
(Version 2 sing after 3rd verse)
Just kick my ass to texas
'Cause i cant afford the fare
My ex wife took all my money
It's the only way
That i'll get there
So just kick my ass to texas
This cowboy's got to get back home
I've had enough of all this hurtin'
Since my ex wife left me alone
I've had enough of all this hurtin'
Since my ex wife left me alone