"Hey there love, let's get to catching up
Cause I've been thinking those thoughts that must have slipped my mind
That time that I left you there that night"
I replied "let me remind you of the guy
You failed to mention all along
Cause your actions have consequences and these are them"
I'll be your friend in hell (I'll be your friend in hell)
Until then, I'll despise you
And I probably always will
I can't afford to make another mistake like this
(I can't afford, can't afford)
Cause this is more than I can take
I don't mean to leave angry
This is by your own device
I'm sure this comes as no surprise
Hey there, love, don't mean to cut you off
But I've heard enough lies and you're dying to get caught
I'll let you go call all your friends
"Oh my God, let me describe to you this guy
His name is Ken
He's in this band that writes such awful songs about me all the time"
You're goddamn right
I'll be your friend in hell (I'll be your friend in hell)
'Til then I'll despise you
And I probably always will
I can't afford to make another mistake like this
(I can't afford, can't afford)
This is more than I can take
I don't mean to leave angry
This is by your own device
I'm sure this comes as
Well, I'm fine
Just let me lie here for awhile
Cause I've been staying up
Yeah, hanging up all night
Oh, I'm spent
Of all that attention that I've given
To your hopeless case, your sharp headaches
The choice you made
The reason why I
(The reason why I)
The reason why I say
I'll be your friend in hell (I'll be your friend in hell)
'Til then, I'll despise you
And I probably always will
I can't afford to make another mistake like you
(I can't afford, can't afford)
I'm sure that this comes as no surprise
(I can't take, I can't take it)
I'm sure this comes as no surprise
Surprise, surprise