Dedication, my occupation What the fucking fuck am I thinking? Everyone's drinking and I'm sinking Counting 182 lights a-blinking on the screen No shit as a matter of fact I wish I would've dropped out, wish I hadn't slacked But I stayed in school with mediocre grades While everybody else was out getting laid Still at work on a Friday night All my friends are getting fucked up right about now Slamming beers down and starting fights Everyone I know is getting fucked up right about now Right about now Right about now Adulteration, it's some infliction That's what's at the bar, it's what I'm missing A new concoction would get me hopping But I'm here working so I can buy a new jet ski No shit as a matter of fact I wish I would've dropped out, wish I hadn't slacked But I stayed in school, got married way too young And when you get your jet ski can I come along? Still at work on a Friday night All my friends are getting fucked up right about now Slamming beers down and starting fights Everyone I know is getting fucked up right about now Right about now Right about now Still at work on a Friday night All my friends are getting fucked up right about now Slamming beers down and starting fights Everyone I know is getting fucked up right about now Right about now Right about now