Run it up the flagpole and see if anyone salutes And then run it into the ground until it dies Then bring it back to life All together now We're just the same as we've always been And if you think you're better you're probably right We're not here to change the world We're here to laugh at others Maybe get a nap along the way So dress it up the way you wish and step aside And then meet us at the bar and we'll let you buy Take a number, take a seat We've been here quite sometime And it doesn't seem we're leaving anytime soon The bathroom's down the hall Take a shot at us and see how far you get We eat chumps like you for breakfast when we get up at noon Hey Jealousy Is a song by the band The Gin Blossoms I accidentally saw them once Hey, I get carried away But it's easy to be unafraid When you're so critically disdained For being happy, smiling, drinking Laughing, cussing, not overthinking Rocking while the ship is sinking And we can't even swim! Show off those drum lessons, Gary!