She works at Hot Topic, his heart microscopic She thinks that it's love but to him it's sex He listens to emo but Fat Mike's his hero His bank account's zero, what comes next Same song, different c h o r u s It's stupid, contagious To be broke and famous Can someone please save us from Punk Rock 101 My Dickies, your sweatbands My spiked hair, your new Vans Let's throw up our rock hands for Punk Rock 101 She bought him a skateboard, a rail slide, his knee tore He traded it for drums at the local pawn shop She left him for staring at girls and not caring When she cried 'cause she thought Bon Jovi broke up Same song second c h o r u s It's stupid, contagious To be broke and famous Can someone please save us from Punk Rock 101 My Dickies, your sweatbands My spiked hair, your new Vans Let's throw up our rock hands for Punk Rock 101 Don't forget to delay On the very last word Seven years later he works as a waiter She marries a trucker and he's never there The story never changes, just the names and faces Like Tommy and Gina, they're Livin' On a Prayer Did you just say that again? I said it's stupid, contagious To be broke and famous Can someone please save us from Punk Rock 101 My Dickies, your sweatbands My spiked hair, your new Vans Let's throw up our rock hands for Punk Rock 101 It's stupid, contagious To be broke and famous Can someone please save us from Punk Rock 101 My Dickies, your sweatbands My spiked hair, your new Vans Let's throw up our rock hands for Punk Rock 101 It's stupid, contagious To be broke and famous Can someone please save us from Punk Rock 101 My Dickies, your rock hands My spiked hair, your new Vans Let's shoplift some sweatpants for Punk Rock 101