I'm waking up and baking, watching the parade
'Cause today's the day I got over you
Taking out the trash and the pictures that I stashed
Of the two of us in 1992
You stole my heart when Eddie Vedder was king
I gave you a foot massage, I gave you my ring
You left me for a drummer 'cause you said I couldn't sing
But that's okay
'Cause there will be no more mountain climbing in the rain
No more long hair clogging up the drain
No more, life will never be the same
Life after Lisa's not so bad at all
I saw you with the dude who gave us our first tattoos
Did he cover up my name? That was fast...
Can you believe that I'm alive still not working nine to five?
And my little band is kicking some ass
So when you asked me if I hated you now
It's not you, it's just all of the times I missed out
On sleeping with your room mate every time you passed out
But that's okay
And now there's no more mountain climbing in the rain
No more long hair clogging up the drain
No more, life will never be the same
Life after Lisa's not so bad at all
I bet you're saying to yourself
That you'll find somebody else like me
All I've gotta say is there ain't no fucking way
That you're getting me to say "I'm sorry."
Not today
No more mountain climbing in the rain
No more long hair clogging up the drain
No more, life will never be the same
Cleaning up the house again
Listening to House of Pain
Having headaches in my brain
Listening to you complain
Shopping at the mall again
I'm out of rhymes I gotta say
Life after Lisa's not so bad at all