She saw me for the first time in Columbus
She was with her friends and I was in a tour bus
A few months later she was wearing my shirt in a photoshoot
I didn't even know that she was famous
How could someone so pretty be so dangerous?
She's only 5' foot tall but maybe 5'2" in her wrestling boots
And I hear she can even sing
She's the champ of everything
(Hey!)
Why can't every girl be more like Alexa Bliss?
(Hey!)
How can a chick on TV make me feel like this?
She's got a finishing move called Twisted Bliss
And it's like my heart is caught in a sleeper hold
Woah-oh-oh
Why can't every girl be more like Alexa Bliss?
She says some really mean stuff to the other wrestlers
Some say they hate her but they just don't get her
And if you try to bring her down, she'll say "Bless your heart"
Her favorite song's "Girl All the Bad Guys Want"
Sometimes she cheats but she never gets caught, yeah
She's got a pig named Larry-Steve and he's so smart
I love to watch her in the ring
To me she's the champ of everything
(Hey!)
Why can't every girl be more like Alexa Bliss?
(Hey!)
How can a chick on TV make me feel like this?
She's got a finishing move called Twisted Bliss
And it's like my heart is caught in a sleeper hold
Woah-oh-oh
Why can't every girl be more like Alexa Bliss?
(Alexa Bliss just hammer punched Becky into a table)
(The new women's champion, Alexa Bliss)
(Stop, revolve and flinch. Alexa Bliss wins)
(First woman in history to win Smack Down Championship)
(And now the World Championship)
(Title here on, got her new champion Alexa Bliss)
(Hey!)
Why can't every girl be more like Alexa Bliss?
(Hey!)
How can a chick on TV make me feel like this?
She's got a finishing move called Twisted Bliss
And it's like my heart is caught in a sleeper hold
Woah-oh-oh
Why can't every girl be more like Alexa Bliss?
Alexa Bliss
Larry-Steve