It started with an after school special
Then a race with Ricky Schroeder and then
Thelma and Louise wouldn't have been the same
Without him
Always eating in The Oceans movies
Criticized for his accent in Snatch and then
He won an Oscar for beating up Bruce Lee
Oh, I wanna be
I wanna be Brad Pitt, I wanna be Brad Pitt
I'll bet even Brad Pitt wants to be Brad Pitt
I wanna be Brad Pitt, I wanna be Brad Pitt
It would be the shit if I could be Brad Pitt
He was born in Shawnee, Oklahoma
So was my mom
I wonder if she knew his mom
Or his dad
Maybe we're half brothers
Naked pictures with Gwyneth Paltrow
In the tabloids with Jennifer Aniston
And then, blah, blah, blah, blah
Angelina Jolie
I still wanna be
I wanna be Brad Pitt, I wanna be Brad Pitt
I'll bet even Brad Pitt wants to be Brad Pitt
I wanna be Brad Pitt, I wanna be Brad Pitt
It would be the shit if I could be Brad Pitt
I wanna be Brad Pitt, I wanna be Brad Pitt
I'll bet even Brad Pitt wants to be Brad Pitt
I wanna be Brad Pitt, I wanna be Brad Pitt
It would be the shit if I could be Brad Pitt
Welcome to Fight Club
What's in the box?
Reebs is beer spelled backward
Don't talk about Fight Club
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I wanna be Brad Pitt, I wanna be Brad Pitt
I'll bet even Brad Pitt wants to be Brad Pitt
I wanna be Brad Pitt, I wanna be Brad Pitt
It would be the shit if I could be Brad Pitt
I wanna be Brad Pitt, I wanna be Brad Pitt
I'll bet even Brad Pitt wants to be Brad Pitt
I wanna be Brad Pitt, I wanna be Brad Pitt
It would be the shit if I could be Brad Pitt
I wanna be Brad Pitt