I know you think you love her, but dude it's such a bummer
How you chase that girl around
You've been fighting all the battles, if she's really worth the hassle
You'd be living in the castle by now
And it makes me sick how you break these bricks
For a girl who barely knows you exist
Now you're tripping on mushrooms just for fun, dude
I think you've got a problem
Mario, get your sh- together bro
You've got to know this princess isn't worth these extra lives
Just let it go, Mario
You're a next level bro
And she's a jump too short when the clock is running low
Hey, Mario
Get your sh- together
Hey, Mario
Or you'll chase this b- forever
Warp zone, friend zone, High score
No more stalking this chick in a Koopa Troopa town
Live life easy like Luigi, ain't never let a girl get ya down
Let Koopa keep her bro, grab a flower and go
We'll jump the flag pole and light up the night
Hit rainbow road with Toad, we spinning them tires
And you're spitting freaking fire
Mario, get your sh- together bro
You've got to know this princess isn't worth these extra lives
Just let it go, Mario
You're a next level bro
But the bitch been cheating, and you know I ain't talking code
You're a plumber, a doctor, a race car driver
An athlete, a space man, a Super Smash survivor
You've got coins like mad, get a bachelor pad
Down in Cocoa Beach where the hunnies at
Yea, get up, get up, get off the floor
She's not the one worth dying for
Mario, get your sh- together bro
You've got to know this princess isn't worth these extra lives
Just let it go, Mario
You're a next level bro
And she's a jump too short when the clock is running low (hey, Mario)
Hey, Mario (hey, Mario), get your sh- together bro
You've got to know this princess isn't worth these extra lives
Just let it go, Mario
You're a next level bro
And she's a jump too short when the clock is running low
Hey, Mario
Get your sh- together
Hey, Mario
Or you'll chase this b- forever